GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we're gonna discuss about the real scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more than just watching. It's a whole thing. You got your typical competition, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! Say when that winger went barreling into the boards, I swear, it looked like a comi